Punchy Got A Second Chance

Thanks to heros like you, she's finally off the streets.

Punchy was once left behind… forgotten on counters, shoved in junk drawers, and torn at the bottom of purses everywhere. But now? She’s resting comfortably in retirement — no longer forced to pretend she’s helping bring customers back. Your comment gave her the closure she needed — and made room for a loyalty club that actually works.

You’ve Earned Your Official Punchy Protector Badge

Not everyone has what it takes to stand up for neglected paper punch cards.

But you? You saw Punchy’s pain… and you took action.

As a thank-you, we’ve issued your official badge — certified by the Department of Outdated Loyalty Recovery (DOLR).

Display it proudly in your phone’s wallet as a symbol of your compassion… and your taste in smarter loyalty programs.



Note: Not valid for free coffee. But definitely valid for bragging rights.

What Replaced Punchy?

(…and why business owners are actually celebrating.)

Punchy didn’t get tossed for no reason.
She got replaced by something smarter.
Something that actually works.
Something that still says “thank you” — automatically.

Punchy’s Final Wish:

Help Other Businesses Ditch Paper, Too.